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Finally! Ford Sells First F-150 in Vermont

DEARBORN, MI – On the steps of Ford’s corporate headquarters, company spokesperson Chris Hines announced the historic first sale of an F-150 in the state of Vermont, “In the...
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Porn Industry Publishes Exhaustive List of Known Fetishes

VAN NUYS, CA — In an effort to catalog humanity’s ever-expanding list of erotic oddities, The Collection of Unloved Masses — known publicly as...
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Man Gains Celebrity Status After Jumbotron Appearance

ISLIP, NY - Vincent Gerni, 28, of Long Island, was just another Knicks fan until a five-second appearance on the Madison Square Garden jumbotron...

Researchers Discover Commute Somehow Worse Than Yours

OAK PARK, IL - Thomas Graham has been overseen playing Candy Crush Saga on his commute for the past two years. This feat has...

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