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Meticulously Cleaning Lint From Dryer Screen Man’s Last Escape in Life
LAKE ZURICH, IL - After breaking up with his girlfriend and losing his job in back-to-back months, Kyle Redmond has found that painstakingly cleaning...
Lifestyle
Attractive New Hire Welcomed By Office’s Male Contingent
SUNNYVALE, CA – Erika Wicks started her new job as a staff assistant at the up-and-coming tech company deebo on Monday. When she arrived,...
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Finally! Ford Sells First F-150 in Vermont
DEARBORN, MI – On the steps of Ford’s corporate headquarters, company spokesperson Chris Hines announced the historic first sale of an F-150 in the...
Sports
Black Utah Man Confused for NBA Player
WEST VALLEY CITY, UT – Carl Gibbs has had enough. His frustration at constantly being mistaken for a member of the Utah Jazz is...
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Porn Industry Publishes Exhaustive List of Known Fetishes
VAN NUYS, CA — In an effort to catalog humanity’s ever-expanding list of erotic oddities, The Collection of Unloved Masses — known publicly as...
Travel
No Big Deal! Man Plays Down STD Stigma After Vegas Bachelor Party
EDEN PRAIRIE, MN — Local telemarketer and recently humbled bachelor party attendee Derrick Racine has come back from Las Vegas with a new outlook...
Travel
He Finally Did It! Frustrated Father Turns Car Around On Family Road Trip
GLEN BURNIE, MD – In an unprecedented move, Scott Eckerson, a married father of two, followed through on his oft-made threat of turning around...
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Waterpark Bathroom Enjoys First User
Seaside Heights, NJ — After nearly six years of uninterrupted vacancy, the men’s bathroom at Surf Horizon Waterpark finally received its first visitor Saturday,...
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